I go to salon only to get rid of excess hair in my hands, legs and face to avoid looking like chimpanzee. I can count the number of time I did facial with my fingers or wait, it is exactly 7 times till today. Every time when I go to salon, the conversation goes like this:
Salon Lady – hello
BM – hello, threading and waxing.
SL – Why don’t you go for abc facial which will give you blah blah result and glow to your skin.
BM – No, thanks. Not now.
SL – (examining my cheek) oh madam, you have pigmentation!!! (as if it is some serious disease)
BM – Where?
SL – on your face. We have a package 1000 rupees where you will get threading and facial.
BM – But, I wanted to do threading and waxing.
SL – Parledhu Madam, It will not take much time. We will apply mask on your face and we will do waxing.
BM – but… er.. some other time please.
SL – As you wish (see, madam is missing here).
After few minutes.
SL – Oh.. no. You have black heads.
BM – er… yeah..
SL – At least, do clean up madam (madam is back)
BM – Ok but, next time.
SL – Hold your finger tight on your forehead otherwise you will get pain.
BM – thinking of learning how to trim eye brows and leaving the salon by hiding face as I have pigmentation, black head with lifeless skin.